God may be omnipotent, he may be the Almighty, and all knowing and whatnot... He may be all of that, but he is also gravely ill. He has been infected by a god-killing disease called "Sciencenia".
God has been admitted to a Scientific Research Hospital. He has been taking Godicillin for a long time, but it is no longer effective for this disease. His doctors have advised him to begin taking "Adoptocillin" and "Logicorin" tablets together on a regular basis. Medicines are prescribed by SRH and reviewed every now and then. Doctors say that he has a very short time left.
After his death he will be buried in his private graveyard, along with all the other Gods of primitive times.
All believers are requested to pray for him.
Yours Truly
Dr. Dolittle
All believers are requested to pray for him.
Yours Truly
Dr. Dolittle
Hilarious! Loved it :)
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